GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

What’s a multidimensional brand gotta do to make waves on your little blue planet?

We crash-landed in Houston—yep, that Houston—after overshooting our intended orbit (blame it on gravitational miscalculations... and a pit stop for breakfast tacos). From the ashes of our spacecraft rose Spacejumper: a cosmic convergence of divine products and deep conversations designed to elevate the human frequency.

We’re part podcast, part celestial product drop, and 100% devoted to bending culture, breaking molds, and delivering soul-charged substance. Our podcast beams out unfiltered, mind-expanding talks with earthlings across all disciplines—fighters, founders, creatives, scientists, mystics, hustlers, healers—you name it. If they’re shaking up the planet, we’re tuning them in.

But sound alone wasn’t enough. So we created high-quality, premium-crafted goods that feel like they were made in a nebula and blessed by a star priest. From streetwear built to spark conversation, to sacred artifacts disguised as everyday essentials—our offerings aren't just products, they’re portals.

We don’t follow trends. We transmit purpose.
No fluff. No filler. Just fire.
Welcome to the jump—where creative goods channel divine energy, and every episode brings you closer to the unknown.

Spacejumper isn’t a brand. It’s a broadcast.

And baby, you just found the signal.

FAQs

🚀 (aka Galactic Inquiries)

Q: What is Spacejumper, exactly?
A: Spacejumper is a culture-forward brand based out of Houston, Texas. We’re a podcast, an e-commerce shop, and a vibe. We mix meaningful conversations with premium products—crafted for people who think different, dream big, and don’t mind turning heads.

Q: Who’s behind Spacejumper?
A: Just some human(ish) lifeforms with a passion for high-quality storytelling, cosmic curiosity, and top-tier taste. Led by JB, the host of the Spacejumper Podcast, we’ve gathered creatives, entrepreneurs, fighters, and innovators who are shaping the now and the next.

Q: What kind of products do you sell?
A: Think premium apparel, custom-designed gear, and limited-run drops that blend bold style with substance. Everything we put out is made to spark conversation—and last longer than your average trend cycle.

Q: Are your products ethically made?
A: Yes. We care about what goes into our gear, and who’s behind the scenes. We partner with trusted producers who align with our values—no shady energy here.

Q: Where can I listen to the Spacejumper Podcast?
A: You can tune in on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and anywhere else soundwaves are legally allowed to travel. Hit that follow button—your brain will thank you.

Q: Do you ship worldwide?
A: Yup! Whether you’re in Houston or hyperspace, we’ll do our best to get our goods to your galaxy. Just be patient if you’re on a different time loop.

Q: Can I collaborate with Spacejumper?
A: Absolutely. We’re always down to connect with creatives, brands, and future guests who align with our mission. Slide into our DMs or shoot us a signal via the contact page.

Q: Is Spacejumper a real LLC?
A: Realer than your cousin’s mixtape. Spacejumper LLC is officially registered in Texas and moving with purpose. This isn’t a side hustle—it’s a cosmic brand mission.

There are a few planets in the constellation Canis Minor unknown to humans. Most of us call the planet Strogador home, but some of the crew hails from the surrounding systems.
Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE!
No. When we step off our spacecraft, we’re basically “holding our breath” the way humans would underwater. We’re able to do it for several hours before needing to re-board the ship for some of our fresh air.
We use the stars primarily as a map for travel, but sure, they could be a map for our personalities, too!
About 75%, which is as much DNA as you share with a chicken. This makes you poor test subjects, so no worries there!
Earth is our favorite planet to visit because of how quaint it is. Similar to how humans from big cities like to visit a small town for the simpler environment but then are glad to get back to the city.
From afar, we are not able to figure out the rules, but we do enjoy watching the crowds react to the players running around.

Our understanding of time is very different from yours. Let’s just say roughly about a hundred times longer than your civilization has existed.
The official language of Canis Minor is Canish.
Friends! We want to share new experiences, our deepest darkest secrets and funny memes.
They’re both so cute! Nothing beats Ooflas, our own little companions, though. We had to leave them at home with a friend.
We understand not all humans have the time or access to travel, but honestly, every inch of your planet has something to brag about!
Our physical forms are much more malleable than the human body. This allows us to adapt to new environments across the cosmos. When we are on Earth, we choose to look more similar to humans for your own comfort.
Obviously, we have names! Ask us and we'll tell you. Just like meeting a new human friend.

Please don’t scream or run away! No one likes being greeted that way. Just say “howdy,” or however else you’d greet a normal human friend.
Not humans, if that’s what you’re wondering.
Technically, you could. However, because of temporal anomalies as you approach the speed of light, by the time you returned to Earth, everyone you know and love would no longer be alive.
Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played.
It has taken hundreds of years to get your attention! Now that we have it, we want to make our efforts worthwhile. So, we’ll be around awhile.
Because we can change forms, sometimes we have tentacles, sometimes we don’t, whatever works best for the situation.
Sigh. You really need to stop asking.

Spacejumper

The beginning of anything

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